tentakewl:

when you hear your mom coming home and remember all the chores you were supposed to do image

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thumbsup4rockandroll:

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sextspert:

ridge:

:/

I want all water to be wet

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zackisontumblr:

grindrfamous:

i think everyone thinks about becoming a prostitute at one point in their life

6th grade was a hard time for me

charmancler:

who cares about hashtags when there’s hashbrowns

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caressmelouis:

when u come home from school and take ur makeup off

image

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blazeitmichael:

[screams]

image

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kafkai:

dilated:

I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise.

And then i assume that they are lying to make fun of me

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obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

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bitchin-blaziken:

finally my search is for this gifset is over

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tavrisprite:

tavrisprite:

so basically um im horny 

image

do you know what these all say?

"hi horny im dad"

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“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer

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jetplanejane:

Remember who you are

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